It's Friday, glorious Friday. I have nothing to write about at the moment, so I'll borrow an idea from Amber and tell you what's in my lovely black Nine West saddle bag:

1. little, scratched, soon-to-be-replaced cell phone
2. security badge for office building
3. big honkin' pager for rescue squad
4. car keys on giant carabiner
5. credit card/cash wallet
6. change purse
7. business card holder
8. Orbit White gum
9. Kiehl's Lip Balm w/ spf 15 (hue 30G, baby!)
10. wide tooth comb for annoying Shirley Temple-esque hair
11. butterfly hair clip
12. house keys on chain with bent silverware
13. rescue squad roster, Gap coupons, Nuggets ticket stubs
14. handkerchief embroidered with my mother's initial
15. post-it notes
16. cool business card-type cards that say "Call My Cell"
17. hand lotion (Vaseline Healthy Hand & Nail)
18. dental floss
19. check book, nail file, elastic bands, and like 5 more lip glosses
20. other miscellaneous crap