Would you rather:



1. be abducted by aliens OR be abducted by the government?

abducted by the government. i have _slightly_ more faith in them.


2. be a united states senator OR a mafia kingpin?

us senator! channel the power of the people!


3. only wear lime green clothes OR wear any color you want but only with combat boots?

i already wear lots of stuff w/ combat boots, so nothing new here...


4. be mistaken as someone who did a hit-and-run accident OR a kidnapper?

i was mistaken (today!) for a hit-and-run driver. easier to explain than kidnapping.