Would you rather:

1. get a wedgie OR get a swirlie?
oh, I think the wedgie wins that contest


2. have to kiss ryan seacrest OR simon cowell?
I have to choose Ryan, because I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to slap Simon


3. have an ingrown toenail OR a carbuncle?
umm, definitely the toenail


4. vote for john kerry OR george w bush?
Up with Kerry, down with Shrub

Via Amber.