- Would you rather:
- work at a company that regularly tests hair care products on animals OR regularly buries toxic waste illegally?
- for an entire month, eat everything through a straw OR deep fried?
- invent the next popular kids toy OR sex toy?
- find out your neighbor is a spy for an enemy nation OR a black ops assassin for your government?
as deep as my love for critters goes, i just couldn't bury toxic waste
through a straw! smoothies every day!
probably make way more money on the sex toy
i'd rather know they were on our side