Would you rather:
1. have all your body hair fall out and take a year to grow back OR have a really bad rash between your thighs for a month?

if i knew it was just for a month & didn't affect anything else, i'd go with the rash


2. have people shout to you because they think you're hard of hearing OR have people make funny faces at you because they think you're blind?

shout at me - i sometime have trouble hearing them anyway


3. be tortured with bamboo shoots under your finger nails OR with thumb screws?

ouch! thumb screws sound a little less terrifying


4. have your car stolen OR your wallet?

have to go with the car - at least it's insured. i'd feel weird if someone else had access to everything in my wallet