Would you rather:
1. join a band of rebel fighters in some south american country for three months OR a tibetan monastery for a year?
   quiet, peaceful Buddhist leanings


2. wake up and find your name tattooed on your bicep OR find all your body hair shaved?
   yikes. shaved i think, at least it'll grow back


3. find a time machine that only goes back to ancient egypt OR only goes back to 1920?
   take me to the Roaring Twenties


4. have the ability to smell as well as a dog does OR see as good as an eagle does?
   i think there are some things i don't want to smell any better than i already can. definitely the sight