- Would you rather:
- find out you had your fly unzipped all day OR sat in wet paint which left a mark on your butt?
wet paint on my butt, because it's happened before
- assuming you could get all the nutrients you need, eat nothing but canned cat food OR nothing but spam?
ewwww. i guess SPAM wins
- sweat green liquid OR pee blue?
i'd be slightly less afraid of blue pee
- walk in on a couple engaging in sexual relations in a public bathroom OR walk in on your doctor masturbating?
strangers having sex!