Would you rather:
1. find out you had your fly unzipped all day OR sat in wet paint which left a mark on your butt?
   wet paint on my butt, because it's happened before


2. assuming you could get all the nutrients you need, eat nothing but canned cat food OR nothing but spam?
   ewwww. i guess SPAM wins


3. sweat green liquid OR pee blue?
   i'd be slightly less afraid of blue pee


4. walk in on a couple engaging in sexual relations in a public bathroom OR walk in on your doctor masturbating?
   strangers having sex!